I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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