i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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