There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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