Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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