Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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