i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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