The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i wish my penis had a tongue
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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