you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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