im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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