my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Its about making memories worth repressing
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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