Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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