I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just want to make out with him forever
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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