Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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