Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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