i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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