But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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