is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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