she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Randomize
