: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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