never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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