i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
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my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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