i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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