He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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