i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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