I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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