I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We left the knife in your bed.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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