that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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