so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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