Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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