I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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