Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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