I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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