I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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