Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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