Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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