Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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