while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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