but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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