I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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