At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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