that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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