i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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