I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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