My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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