What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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