we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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