Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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