I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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