I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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