Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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