There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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