I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
