So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
