i just made my gag reflex go away.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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