Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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