oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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